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41 " PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! "
― Nick Wilgus , Get Your Shine On
42 " And he still thinks that Obama was never the president because he’s not a US citizen! He’s more than just a little bit out there.” “He’s unconventional.” “He played golf with Donald Trump! "
― Nick Wilgus , Go Tell It on the Mountains (Sugar Tree, #3)
43 " ...My friend Bo had just finished skinny-dipping when one of those bastards came trotting out of the woods and bit his dick clean off.” “Just bit it off? Just like that?” “Yeah,” I said. “Then that bastard pig put it on a stick and heated it over the campfire while Bo ran home and tried to explain it to his mama. "
― Nick Wilgus , Shaking the Sugar Tree (Sugar Tree, #1)
44 " Even the most heinous of crimes played up to no end in the media disappear off the public radar with astonishing swiftness. "
― Nick Wilgus , Sister Suicide
45 " A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips,” Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. “I’d think twice about dessert. Besides, we don’t have a trough. "
46 " Kids were that way. The worse thing you could do to them was make them feel you had no use for them, that their presence didn’t matter one way or the other, that they had nothing "
― Nick Wilgus , Mindfulness and Murder: A Father Ananda Mystery
47 " It's not like you need a Ph.D to slave your tits across a hot stove. - Mrs. Rakestraw "
48 " Sex is a good antidepressant.”“Oh, please.”“When was the last time you were getting a blow job and you said, ‘Oh, you’ll have to stop, I’m depressed’?”“I see your point. "
49 " Just imagine what it was like growing up here,” he replied. “Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener. "
50 " She thought the best way to feed her child was to use a slingshot. "
51 " I want to stand up and say so.” He let his eyes wander over us. "
52 " Ishy, you got any homework?""If it's fractions, I'll help you," Sam said."Hen still doesn't know how to do fractions.""I have spelling words I have to mesmerize," Ishmael said"Those words will never know what hit them" Sam said. "
53 " I don't fart. she said primly. I have a vapor "
54 " Are you the only ones who has ever been hurt before? "