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161 " Breaking hips is for old people,” Gertie said. “I have decided that I am middle-aged.” “Ha!” Ida Belle said. “Middle-aged for what, a tortoise? "
― Jana Deleon , Soldiers of Fortune (Miss Fortune Mystery, #6)
162 " them do their best. Before "
― Jana Deleon , Gator Bait (Miss Fortune Mystery, #5)
163 " I followed shortly after, but even a long, hot shower didn’t bring on the sleep I’d really hoped for. Quite simply, I had too much on my mind. So much that it raced from one problem to another, in a vicious cycle that had me tossing and turning in between small bouts of sleep with vivid, strange dreams. I awakened feeling more tired than I had when I’d gone to bed, and that was saying a lot given the day I’d had before. "
164 " Fake hair? Fake nails? Someone touching my feet? Oh, God, they were going to paint my toenails pink, weren't they? "
― Jana Deleon , Louisiana Longshot (Miss Fortune Mystery, #1)
165 " prefer for a boil to be out in the open where I can see it. When it’s hiding down in a butt crack, it can be a real pain in "
― Jana Deleon , Hook, Line and Blinker (Miss Fortune Mystery #10)
166 " I prefer for a boil to be out in the open where I can see it. When it’s hiding down in a butt crack, it can be a real pain in the…you know. "
167 " this settled, the more likely that Ida "
― Jana Deleon , Swamp Sniper (Miss Fortune Mystery, #3)
168 " for some people, laziness could beat out common sense any day. "
― Jana Deleon , Swamp Spook (Miss Fortune Mystery, #13)
169 " I have a limited amount of faith in humans as a species, and have little problem imagining someone that petty and insane. "
― Jana Deleon , Malevolent (Shaye Archer #1)
170 " Orleans.” Silently, we all took a seat at the "
― Jana Deleon , Lethal Bayou Beauty (Miss Fortune Mystery #2)
171 " Psychiatrists do not nag. We’re licensed to tell you the best way to live your life. You people just refuse to listen. "
172 " tapped his desk, staring at the monitor as if a "
― Jana Deleon , Diabolical (Shaye Archer #3)
173 " Carter, who had scratches across his forehead, stepped in front of me and raised an eyebrow. “I’m not going to tell you to hold fire,” he said. “But you have to start with either Gertie or that cat. "
― Jana Deleon , Flame and Fortune (Miss Fortune Mystery, #22)
174 " Let’s go home,” he said. Home. That word meant something completely different now than it had before. It meant everything. "
― Jana Deleon , Change of Fortune (Miss Fortune Mystery, #11)
175 " I shook my head, amazed at how much women would lower their standards simply to avoid getting a job. "
176 " I looked around my boat and sighed. “When the corpses outnumber the living, you know your boat has taken a hard turn in the wrong direction. "
― Jana Deleon , Swamp Sweets (Miss Fortune Mystery, #21)
177 " and this horrid bra that shoved my boobs under my chin. I had a cleavage cleft the size of most people’s butt cracks. "
178 " Gertie clapped her hands. “Another murder to solve. Thank God. I was getting bored.” “We just had a head fall off in front of us a few weeks ago at the Halloween festival,” Ida Belle said. “How many people need to be murdered to keep you entertained? "
179 " nice "
180 " do you have any idea how uncomfortable it is to have the whole damned EPA up your ass? Because that’s what I have right now, and according to my wife, I’ve never had much ass, so it’s getting crowded down there and I’m more than a little uncomfortable. You "
― Jana Deleon , Trouble in Mudbug (Ghost-in-Law, #1)