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1 " They’ve worked the absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely truth since the beginning of time. They foment destruction and chaos. It puts them in their happy place. "
― Nina Bangs , Eternal Pleasure (Gods of the Night #1)
2 " Way to defuse a situation. It's tough to enjoy a good bloodbath in the middle of a PowerPoint presentation. "
3 " You don't analyze love. You accept it. "
― Nina Bangs , My Wicked Vampire (Castle of Dark Dreams #4)
4 " He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses. "
― Nina Bangs , A Taste of Darkness (Mackenzie Vampires #3)
5 " She was trapped with a telepathic cat that wanted to go to the opera, in an elevator that had passed dungeon in favor of a lower floor - hell. "
― Nina Bangs , Wicked Nights (Castle of Dark Dreams #1)
6 " Dead pirates didn't get to spend their booty. Dead pirates didn't get to shake their booty, either. Bummer. "
7 " The princess of perverted plants and the demented vampire have come to join us! How absolutely thrilling! "
8 " Colin: "1 dinna understand why we canna just go to bed and have sex." He looked truly puzzled. "
― Nina Bangs , The Pleasure Master
9 " Admirable." Translation: Slut. "I'm confident you could have ripped the vampire's heart out with no help from Sir Conall. You would never need a hero to rescue you." Translation: Amazon. "
10 " She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a balcony even if it’s thirty-something stories up because someone might see you. Thou shalt not make love with a dinosaur no matter how sexy he is. Thou shalt not make love on a balcony when a werewolf is in the room, even if said werewolf is asleep. And last but not least, thou shalt not make love outside when it’s cold because goose bumps are never attractive. "
11 " Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself. "
12 " You touch my soul, woman. You touch what I am, what I once was, and what I will be. "
13 " She understood the meaning of the "Dark Ages" now. Because with all the drinking to celebrate rescues of fair maidens and slayings of dragons, vampires, and other scary whatevers, the local folk must've spent most of their time facedown on the great hall floor. "
14 " We're triplets. We do EVERYTHING together "
― Nina Bangs , Eternal Craving (Gods of the Night #2)
15 " Ally turnedher attention back to Brian Byrne. "So what do you do for a living when you're not searching outyour roots?""Have sex with thousands of women." He slanted her a grin that would've knocked her offher feet if she wasn't already laid out flat by his comment. "Professionally, of course.""Well, that makes it okay then." A porn star? Her instinct said no. But her instinct had alsothought Dave was a great guy when she first met him. How wrong was that? Hmm. What elsecould Brian be? How about crazy? Sounded logical to her. She was alone with a crazy man. Asexy crazy man, but crazy was still crazy. "
― Nina Bangs , Night Games
16 " I torture people in my own way. La Casita de Fuego has the hottest Mexican Food in Houston. Jalapeño peppers are a demon's tool. But the humans keep coming back." Celia shook her head at the wonder of it all. " Who pays to have their stomach lining burned away? "
17 " She felt the glide of his hair as he lowered his head to study the zipper on her skirt. Herimagination supplied other places his hair could touch, and she drew in her breath.He carefully pulled down the zipper, then pulled it back up. After several up and downforays, Kathy grew impatient:"Hello? Have I lost you to a zipper?" Darn. She must sound like every greedy womanwho'd ever lain with him.His soft chuckle reassured her. " 'Tis a long night, lass, and the waiting willna hurt ye.These metal teeth are wondrous things. "
18 " I don't know where you get off telling everyone what to do. Did I miss the part where you were crowned top turd? I don't want to play the wicked consort of Eric the Evil. Last time I looked, there wasn't a wicked consort clause in my contract." Donna turned to Eric as he stopped by her side. "I can't believe he thinks he can harass me like he does the rest of the poor wretches who work here." She glared at Holgarth. "Why not rent a wig and you can be the wicked consort?"As one of the castle's poor wretches, Eric didn't offer anything to the conversation because he was too busy picturing Holgarth in a wig. And from there, he went on to imagine Donna in her wicked consort costume - short on cloth with lots of bare skin showing. Things were looking up. "
19 " I still don't know why we didn't hire a carto get around Ireland.""When I was a kid, I always dreamed about living in Ireland. I used to pretend I was one ofthe traveling people, driving my gypsy wagon from village to village. Used to picture a darkgypsy kidnapping me and having his way with me. Exciting stuff." Katy grinned at her. "Couldstill happen, you know.""Katy, we have a horse that's so laid-back I have to keep checking to see if he's dead. "
