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1 " She stuck out in Argameri like the proverbial dick in the hotdog bowl. "
― Eden Hudson , Jubal Van Zandt & the Revenge of the Bloodslinger (Jubal Van Zandt #1)
2 " She smiled up at me and I wondered whether all that hair-bleach had given her brain damage over the years. "
― Eden Hudson , How to Kill Yourself in a Small Town (Redneck Apocalypse #1)
3 " It helps sometimes to lie to yourself out loud. "
4 " But that’s what you get when you drop a demonic cathedral into the middle of rural Missouri. "
5 " I'd rather fall anus-first into a dick patch. "