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1 " Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. "
― Evan Esar
2 " Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings "
3 " Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. "
4 " America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. "
5 " Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. "
6 " All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait. "
7 " Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once. "
8 " Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration. "
9 " A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. "
10 " Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. "
11 " We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth. "
12 " Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us. "
13 " Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. "
14 " The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. "
15 " All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow "
16 " Let those who want to, arriveLet those who want to, leaveLet those who want to, stayWith out harm to me or mine "
17 " Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. "
18 " Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. "
19 " Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. "
20 " Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan. "
