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81 " He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not. "
― Dr. Seuss , The Cat in the Hat (The Cat in the Hat, #1)
82 " All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without. "
― Dr. Seuss , There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
83 " I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. "
― Dr. Seuss , The Sneetches and Other Stories
84 " Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind "
― Dr. Seuss , Oh, the Places You'll Go!
85 " And what would you do if you met a jibboo? "
― Dr. Seuss , Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!
86 " Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn't work any harder not mawtch. So then somebody said "Our old bee-watching man just isn't bee watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!". Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher. He didn't watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who's watching that bee. You're not a Hawtch-Watcher you're lucky you see! "
― Dr. Seuss , Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
87 " Oh the thinks you can think up if only you try! "
88 " And he, he himself...the Grinch...carved the roast-beast! "
― Dr. Seuss , How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
89 " The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. "
― Dr. Seuss , I Can Read With My Eyes Shut!
90 " Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass and it grows as he mows it the faster he mows it the faster he grows it. And all that his stingy old uncle will pay for his shoving mower around the hay is piffulous pay of two dooklas a day. And Ali can't live on such piffulous pay! "
91 " So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! "
― Dr. Seuss , One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
92 " The Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best on the beaches. That day, all the Sneetches forgot about stars and whether they had one, or not, upon thars. "
― Dr. Seuss , Sneetches are Sneetches: Learn About Same and Different
93 " And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day "
― Dr. Seuss , How the Grinch stole Christmas! And other stories
94 " Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars. "
95 " a book is just like life and anything can change "
96 " And I saw on this hill, since my eyesight's so keen, the two biggest fools that have ever been seen! And the fools that I saw were none other than you, who seem to have nothing else better to do than sit here and argue who's better than who! "
― Dr. Seuss ,
97 " Why fit in when you were born to stand out? "
― Dr. Seuss
98 " We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. "
99 " Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.And never mix up your right foot with your left.And will you succeed?Yes! You will, indeed!(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.) "
100 " Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're real quite lucky. "