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21 " I don’t think of Superman as being angsty, though.”“That’s the problem. Most people don’t. But really he’s pure angst. He has a Fortress of Solitude, you know? What do you think he does there, throw parties? No. He broods. "
― Ben Monopoli , The Cranberry Hush
22 " We’re sharing a bed, Vince. I’d say we’re a skooch past uncomfortable already, knowi’msayin?” “... "
23 " The bathroom door opened and Griff emerged in a cloud of steam, the grand entrance of every B-movie alien I’d ever seen. Maybe this wasn’t Griff at all but some interstellar prankster setting me up. Forget about abductions, anal probes and secret alien cookbooks—the real fun was in poking at the Earthlings’ old heartaches. "
24 " I feel so dirty now," I whispered dramatically. "I need a chemical baaath." (Oliver) "
― Ben Monopoli , Stag: A Story
25 " like a book with nothing on its pages but the promise of an amazing sequel. "
― Ben Monopoli , The Youth & Young Loves of Oliver Wade
26 " I’ve always loved this, what silly people disregard as humping but what aficionados call frottage – this feeling a guy over every inch of me, forehead to toes. "
― Ben Monopoli , Homo Action Love Story! A tall tale