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21 " Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes. "
― Jim Butcher , White Night (The Dresden Files, #9)
22 " Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. "
― Jim Butcher , Storm Front (The Dresden Files, #1)
23 " You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me. "
― Jim Butcher , Proven Guilty (The Dresden Files, #8)
24 " Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding! "
― Jim Butcher
25 " Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? "
― Jim Butcher , Small Favor (The Dresden Files, #10)
26 " I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts. "
27 " I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax. "
28 " I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point. "
― Jim Butcher , Grave Peril (The Dresden Files, #3)
29 " Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. "
― Jim Butcher , Blood Rites (The Dresden Files, #6)
30 " It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell. "
― Jim Butcher , Death Masks (The Dresden Files, #5)
31 " How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me blankly.'No one appreciates me.' I muttered. "
32 " You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles! "
33 " If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style. "
― Jim Butcher , Changes (The Dresden Files, #12)
34 " In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic. "
― Jim Butcher , Dead Beat (The Dresden Files, #7)
35 " Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench. "
― Jim Butcher , Fool Moon (The Dresden Files, #2)
36 " I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits. "
37 " Hell's bells, irony blows. "
38 " I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent. "
39 " - Did you really save the world ?...- Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot. "
40 " I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. "
― Jim Butcher , Turn Coat (The Dresden Files, #11)