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1 " If life were a nut I'd no doubt have an allergy!! "
― Neil Leckman, Wurms
2 " Can Vampires die from a DAY dream?Maybe just wake up hot and bothered!! "
3 " Place the proper tool in front of the right person at the correct moment and anything is possible "
4 " I can just imagine the cricket household at sunset:"Oh man, it's late!!""Hey, you chirp I'm tired""Besides, the later bug becomes a rug!!""You just had to bring up Uncle Phil didn't you? "
5 " I have neighbors who are a bunch of carpooling clowns. It's fun to watch them all cram into that tiny car each morning!! "
6 " I hope your legs grow together and your anus droops" is a very insidious greeting and can be said with a smile because both don't normally happen until you're old. So in fact it's a greeting of 'Long Life' and I'm going to keep telling myself that!! "
7 " I had a million things running through my mind the other day. Suddenly I realized I didn't know half of them!! "
8 " The other day I was trying to enjoy the sunset of my mind when I realized we were on daylight saving time!! "
9 " People fear change. I still have $.37 that scares the crap out of me in a pocket of some jeans I shall never wear again! "
