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K.B. Rainwater QUOTES

K.B. Rainwater QUOTES

1 " Ash, if you must play avenging angel, could you do it a bit quieter? I've got this awful headache. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

2 " You hear that, boys? No one is responsible for your actions but you. Do you want to be someone’s morning-after regret? Because if so, you’re a terrible person, and you deserve to go to jail. If not, spare some thought to the consequences before you decide to pick up that drunk chick at the bar. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

3 " Even if she did have a death wish, Death's too smart to come for her. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

4 " I can assure you, milady, that the sign of the cross does not deter me, and the worst I have suffered from garlic is bad breath. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

5 " Good guys are boring. Bad guys are hot. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

6 " You hurt me, I hurt you worse. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

7 " Ash, be honest. In a fight between me and a serial killer, who would win? "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

8 " If he tries to date anyone else, I'll castrate him, so that makes us exclusive, right? "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

9 " If and when he breaks my heart, I'll gather up all the pieces and duct tape them back together. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

10 " The English language is my bitch. I like to bend it over the table and have my way with it. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

11 " Friends were just liabilities waiting to happen. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

12 " My mother, may she rest in death as she never did in life, is not relevant to this discussion. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

13 " I am a bastard and a whoreson and whatever else you want to call me, just please call me! "

― K.B. Rainwater , Bite Me (Daimonika, #2)

14 " Close your eyes.
Hear the cries.
Oh, the screams as another one dies.
All this pain
For what gain?
And the devil is telling you lies. "

― K.B. Rainwater

15 " Who do I need to kill? Have you made any threats? I can make it look like an accident. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Give 'Em Hell

16 " You had my heart in your hands, but you never knew it.
You could have been my world, but then you blew it.
Now you can beg on your knees,
Sail the treacherous seas,
Crawl a mile across broken glass,
I’ll never take you back.
You can swear on your love,
Say I’m sent from above,
Call me angel, devil, mortal lass,
I’ll never take you back.
No, I’ll never take you back. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Give 'Em Hell

17 " Even when you were happy, you were miserable. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Playing with Fire (Daimonika, #1)

18 " I'm an adult and I'm allowed to make poor decisions. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Give 'Em Hell

19 " One day the two of you are going to wake up and realize that you threw away the best thing that ever happened to you. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Give 'Em Hell

20 " All I want for Christmas is a diamond ring;
You don't have to get me anything.
Just tell my darling boy to get his head on right,
And propose Midwinter's Night. "

― K.B. Rainwater , Give 'Em Hell