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1 " I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra "
― Ben Mitchell
2 " My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things. "
3 " You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions "
4 " Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British "
5 " How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love "
6 " I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire… First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable… Then its creator can only stand on the hill and wait for his creation to die. "
7 " Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through. "
8 " It takes a lot of effort to make something look effortless "
9 " All women are beautiful; it's society who’s ugly. "
