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1 " Is that a quote from a seventies Swedish porn?In that case: haven't seen it. What's the title? "
― Jean Koning , Quotes and Thoughts
2 " ust like I said to Bill Clinton years ago: "drop the pan and plug in some porn, babe!" And then he hung up! "
3 " Just tell me it's porn and not just you hanging out with Jamie Oliver on an average Friday... "
4 " Just like I said to Bill Clinton years ago: "drop the pan and plug in some porn, babe!" And then he hung up! "
5 " I'm kind of like a psycho-to-go "
― Jean Koning
6 " If I drink fast, we might be able to make it... "
7 " I want liquid Alexander Skarsgård whenever I can get it! "
8 " Of course, you remember me as the poster boy for Mad-Cow-Disease... "
9 " I'm kind of like a 'psycho-to-go "
