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Shawn Keenan QUOTES

Shawn Keenan QUOTES

1 " You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving. "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

2 " I can't believe this heat," Abbey said, taking her tunic and pulling it over her head. Underneath was a form-fitting top that showed a figure unaccustomed to idleness or excess. Kip stared at her the way he had at the shiney curves of the steel horse back in the garage. "Can you imagine what it must have been like hundreds of years ago, when weather changed just a few times a year?" she said, wiping sweat from her brow with the back of her hand. "Yeah, it must have looked great," Kip said. "What do you mean looked great?" Abbey said, turning her eye on Kip. "Must have been great, like you said," he corrected. "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

3 " It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive. "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

4 " Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's ass all day," Abbey quipped. "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

5 " If you’re looking to make a little money on the side like I do, you might want to apply somewhere else. You’d have to wax your legs to make this dress work on you. - Abbey to Kip - "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

6 " I’m really appreciative you’re taking me and everything, but I’m not exactly a beck-and-call girl. - Abbey to Kip - "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

7 " That's a pretty serious club, requiring tattoos. I thought only math club did that. - Jayke to Amber- "

― Shawn Keenan , The Buried Covenant

8 " She looks like she bathes. Maybe in a tub of puppies' tears, though. - Jayke Wolff "

― Shawn Keenan , The Buried Covenant

9 " Why don't you just put me down for a couple of boxes of cookies and go earn your next patch bothering someone else." - Jayke Wolff "

― Shawn Keenan , The Buried Covenant

10 " Would you like to tie my hands and drag me out like your prisoner? You’ll look like the hero, and I might get a cheap thrill. - Kip to Abbey - "

― Shawn Keenan , The Intern's Tale

11 " Kingsley gets a kick out of crushing interns – he’s like a spoiled little boy with a magnifying glass, and interns are the ants,” Abbey Fairchild, ERRANT INTERN. "

― Shawn Keenan