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1 " For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like. "
― Artemus Ward , The Complete Works of Artemus Ward
2 " It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the things we know that ain't so. "
― Artemus Ward
3 " Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? "
4 " I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months. "
5 " Let us all be happy and live within our means, Even if we have to borrow money to do it with. "
6 " I have never heard any of your lectures, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of lectures you deliver, they are just the kind of lectures such people like. Yours respectfully, O. Abe. "
7 " People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like. "
8 " He's the most married man I ever saw in my life. "
9 " Well, for people who like that kind of thing, I think that is just about the kind of thing they’d like. "
