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21 " Rain is the purest of natural happenings. "
― Will Advise
22 " When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. "
― Will Advise , Nothing is here...
23 " To love one must focus one's heart on another. "
24 " A heart is all that didn't get removed. "
25 " Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains. "
26 " To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night... "
27 " My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at… "
28 " To storm, a mind, it must be balanced,by what can't be it must be challenged... "
29 " As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really. "
30 " I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile. "
31 " A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered. "
32 " I'm an oracle of the past. I can accurately predict up to 1 minute in the future, by thoroughly investigating the last 2 years of your life. Also, I look like an old database – flat and full of useless info. "
33 " Home means always here... "
34 " An imaginary friend once asked me why Americans can't stand Russia. The answer was cold, deadly, silent, and, well expected. It’s because in Soviet Russia nothing happens anymore, because it doesn’t exist anymore. And Americans are all about happenings. If there isn’t one – they don’t go where it isn’t, because there isn’t anything to happen to them there. "
35 " I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it’s a Saturday, in which case you’ll have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals. "
36 " Nothing brings home closer than going home... "
37 " To feel is to go to the places you were. "
38 " When one is just sad one should just be alone. "
39 " One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean. "
40 " To find doesn't always require to search. "