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1 " I like this marriage thing, because it's the best of all of us. We get to be the whole meal. The appetizer, the entree, the luxurious dessert... And yes, the peas and the carrots. "
― Cassie Mae , Doing It for Love (All About Love, #1)
2 " We're going to be married and hardly touch each other and have to work and work and never have any fun and we're just going to be okay with it because that's how life is and that's how relationships go, but I don't want that. I want our marriage to be... fun. I love joking around while we fool around. I want to hold hands everywhere we go. I want to make out in the back of a movie theater, steal kisses in coffee shops, have sex over every inch of our apartment or house or wherever we live. And I'm scared marriage will change the fun part of our relationship. The part that keeps us young, keeps us in love, and I'm terrified you'll wake up when you're fifty and realize you're stuck with the decision you made when you were twenty-seven, and we haven't touched in months, we don't go out. I just want to know when that happens... that you'll still... you'll still love me. "
3 " Erase the parts that make me unhappy. I guess that means emphasizing the parts that do. "
― Cassie Mae , How to Date a Nerd (How To #1)
4 " I'll keep my lips to myself, if that's what you want. "
― Cassie Mae , No Interest in Love (All About Love, #2)
5 " I want to make people smile. I want to tell an epic story... with laughter. I want to change the way people view the world. I want life to stop being so damn dramatic all the time. I want... what are you doing? "
6 " He's totally caught me, and I'm never letting him toss me back. "
7 " We don't avoid the word... just the action. "
― Cassie Mae , Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend
8 " My back slams against the oven door, and I cover my face and cry. I cry so hard I can't breathe. "
9 " So I'm not sure if its because we're in the honeymoon stage still or if I actually maybe sorta could be falling falling falling down down down in super amazing, all-out love with him. That's totally bonkers! "
― Cassie Mae , True Love and Magic Tricks (Beds, #0.5)
10 " It's better than I imagined--and I imagined it a lot. Tucked away in a corner at school. On the track during gym class. In his car. On the street by my house. In a fancy restaurant. During dance class. In the cafeteria. Everywhere, really. But not a single one of those fantasies measured up to the actual real life thing--trapped inside a magic box. "
11 " Hugs usually mean more than just a hug. "
12 " Absence makes the clitoris grow fonder. "
13 " It’s just empty boxers. Empty. It’s not like there’s a penis hiding in them. "
― Cassie Mae , How to Seduce a Band Geek (How To #2)
14 " I'm usually ashamed of my tears. Afraid they showed weakness. But I am unashamedly crying now, because they aren't showing my fragility. They're showing unconditional love for my best friend. "
― Cassie Mae , How to Hook a Bookworm (How To, #3)
15 " Josh grabs a handful of grass and shoves it in his pocket. I smile and rest my head on my palm. I used to do the same thing on a new field. Sort of like taking it with me wherever I go. But Josh could be just stuffing grass in his pocket cause he's six. "
― Cassie Mae , Secret Catch
16 " My whole paycheck is going to Campbell’s. Thank you, Pepé Le Pew. "
― Cassie Mae , The Real Thing
17 " He goes to start the car for me again, leaning so close his breath tickles my neck. My head goes fuzzy as I picture him closing the distance between our bodies, forgetting I'm supposed to be doing something. His lips form words, but I don't hear them. His scent is intoxicating, pulling me under. Holy crap! I'm going to pass out! "
18 " I was just, uh...looking at your bush. "
19 " He makes me go crazy inside all the way to the outside. "
20 " Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges could taste so good. "
― Cassie Mae , Friday Night Alibi
