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1 " Today’s journalism is more like a mosaic; an artistic technique using variously colored half-truths to form a decorative whole story. "
― Anthony P. Mauro, Sr
2 " People tell me God knows the future. But given that humans are so disappointing with their opinions and behaviors you’d think he’d have known to stop creating when he finished with the ape. "
3 " It’s no wonder married women are miserable. They spend their early years looking for a white knight on a horse to make them happy and the balance learning they chose the least capable of the two creatures to do so. "
4 " Sometimes we hear more of what a person is saying when we listen to what they’re not saying. "
5 " It may not be politically correct to say that lunatics are running the asylum, but it is correct to say politically they are running America. "
6 " I wouldn’t say the media is without virtue, in fact, I can’t imagine a more dishonest virtue. "
7 " According to T-shirts we've come so far as to see the future as female, and presumably not so far as to see it as human. "
8 " Political divisiveness is two different and opposing sides of the same coin accusing each other of minting it. "
9 " Has the America that has worked so hard to clean its “bigotry closet” found space to include red hats? "
10 " It may not be politically correct to say that lunatics are running the asylum, but it is correct to say politically they are running the world. "
11 " The irony of the media is that it is an arm of a political party while performing the function of an ass. "
12 " There are two kinds of lunatics - those that run the asylum and those that run for office. "
13 " It's no wonder the media is confusing, after all, it's the arm of a political party that looks like an ass. "
14 " There are two kinds of lunatics in the world - those that run the asylum and those that run for office. "
15 " Call me crazy, but I think the lunatics that run the asylum are much more capable than those that run for office. "
16 " The funny thing about losing our sense of humor is that to find it we have to be able to laugh at why we lost it. "
17 " Some of us may lose sight of God, others never know him. But, God lives within us and is therefore always with us. Finding God is like finding that our missing eyeglasses never left our nose; we simply closed our eyes and were not looking through them. "
18 " I wouldn’t say the media is without virtue, in fact, I'd say it does wonderfully at presenting dishonesty as a virtue. "
19 " The difference between Bigfoot and a politician’s good conscience is no sightings to suggest the existence of the latter. "
20 " People are selfish by nature and motivated by self-interests, so if they want a government that is of the people, by the people, and for the people they should rightfully ban all the people from government. "
