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1 " I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy "
― Dean Martin
2 " You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. "
3 " I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
4 " If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. "
5 " I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that’s as good as you’re going to feel all day. "
6 " The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. "
7 " I want to be remembered as a damn good entertainer, nothing spectacular. A good entertainer who made people enjoy themselves and made them laugh a little. I want them to think “He was a nice guy. He did pretty good and we loved him". "
8 " Не си пиян, ако можеш да лежиш на пода без да се държиш "
9 " How long have I been on? "
10 " I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. "
11 " Blue moon, you saw me standin' aloneWithout a dream in my heart, without a love of my ownBlue moon, you knew just what I was there forYou heard me sayin' a prayer forSomeone I really could care forAnd then there suddenly appeared before meThe only one my arms will holdI heard somebody whisper "please adore me"And when I looked, the moon had turned to goldBlue moon, now I'm no longer aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my ownAnd then there suddenly appeared before meThe only one my arms will ever holdI heard somebody whisper "please adore me"And when I looked, the moon had turned to goldBlue moon, now I'm no longer aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my ownBlue moon, now I'm no longer aloneWithout a dream in my heartWithout a love of my own "
