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1 " I’d say your worth isn’t decided by whether or not you can get a girl-starved demon from Winfield to lay his nasty fish lips you "
― Samantha Markum , This May End Badly
2 " Stranger Danger.You can't "stranger danger" someone when you asked them to date you. "
3 " You shouldn’t learn to want girls to be safe when you get a sister. You should just want it. Because everyone deserves to be safe. "
4 " I grin, imagining it. “I can hear your creepy smile right now.” “I don’t have a creepy smile.” “You do when it comes to my cousin.” I frown. “Don’t worry, his smile for you is even creepier.” “All his smiles are creepy. "
5 " What, worried I’ll find your secret fetish porn stash and tell everyone about your anime bondage tentacle kink? "
