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1 " Wisdom of the Ages "News People" Always joking around and happy. I guess that proves that ignorance really is bliss. "
― Matthew Heines
2 " Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through. "
3 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection. "
4 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Skull and Bones" A secret society of spoiled twits whose apparent purpose in life is littering the landscape with as many as possible. "
5 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan. "
6 " Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead. "
7 " Wisdom of the Ages: "National Symbol" With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn't our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture? "
8 " Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother? "
9 " Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness. "
10 " Wisdom of the Ages: "New Year's Eve" The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give up-until you give up on your New Year's resolutions. "
11 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia! "
12 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Keystone Pipeline" Conveniently removes the need to speak figuratively about Congress stick a dagger into the heart of America. "
13 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Hillary" Has replaced the term "battle-axe" to describe an undesirable mother-in-law in 37 languages. "
14 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Friendship" The only ship that can weather any storm. "
15 " Wisdom of the Ages: "Charlie Hebdo" Looks like they finally made a prophet. "
