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61 " Imagine if all girls called a moratorium on cool. How amazing would it be for women to stop demeaning themselves with morose jerks and actually demand decent guys. Maybe the best tip is this: Treat every day as though you’re preparing for the prom. If it doesn’t meet your expectations, make other plans. I’m free most weekends. "
― Greg Gutfeld , Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You
62 " Trying to be cool, as a goal, forces you to ignore any lessons ingrained by the people who made you. "
63 " Compare Russell Brand with Mark Levin. My politics align more with Levin, but Brand still makes me giggle. And I hate his politics. He’s a piece of hairy dog shit, but he’s quick-witted—and that makes him a persuasive piece of hairy dog shit. "
― Greg Gutfeld , How To Be Right: The Art of Being Persuasively Correct
64 " Conspiracies. If you’ve ever fallen into an unintentional conversation with a stranger over chemtrails, or the Illuminati, or worse, with a Holocaust denier, you realize that despite the person being otherwise law-abiding, there is no reasoning with them over these mental potholes. "
― Greg Gutfeld , The Plus: Self-Help for People Who Hate Self-Help
65 " As we all know, there is no force stronger in the rhetorical universe than that of liberal race-guilt. "
66 " believe he should have to actually “work” like the rest of us and he thinks the constituents "
67 " over youth, glamour, and glibness. Fashion has no use for Mitts. But the funny thing about cool? It’s not cool. At all. In fact, what’s truly cool is the rebellion against the perceived, "
68 " separately.) The truth is that conservatives do have the cool message. "
69 " who just hasn’t committed to "
― Greg Gutfeld , The Bible of Unspeakable Truths
70 " ...makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas. "
― Greg Gutfeld , The Joy of Hate: How to Triumph over Whiners in the Age of Phony Outrage