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1 " Where's the goddamn giant? "
― Jason Aaron , The Goddamned, Vol. 1: Before the Flood
2 " God's will can go fuck itself. And so can you. "
3 " Boys, tell your mother to shut her lying whore mouth before I shove the nearest apple down her throat. "
4 " Worthiness should not be defined by the whims of magic weapons. Rise, my son, and let the hammer be damned. Rise and remember the hero that you are. "
― Jason Aaron
5 " Oh, [god] can hear you just fine. He hears everything. Every scream. Every cry. Every whimper. Every plea for mercy. For death. He hears. He just doesn't give a fuck. "
6 " The flesh may be weak but the thunder is strong "
― Jason Aaron , The Mighty Thor #1
7 " All Gods will burn when The Queen of Cinders rises from her throne of fire "
8 " Wanting to end my curse isn't the same as wanting to give in to an asshole. I don't care if god really did choose you. You're no worthier than any of the rest of us. No worthier than him.We're all god's monsters.All made in his goddamn image. If he wants his fucking world back . . . tell him to come down here and take it. If he's got the goddamn balls. "
9 " I refuse to believe that Southern pride stems from the pain we’ve inflicted on others. Southern pride comes from what we’ve built together. In our music and art and innovation. In the people who honor us by taking our culture out into the world and celebrating it. It comes from people seeking us out, and flocking here to experience all that we know and love. We are all neighbors. We are all Southerners. This is OUR culture, and it means what WE choose it to mean. So, yes. I’ll say it again—Southern Pride is good collard greens.Death to the flag.Long live the South. "
― Jason Aaron , Southern Bastards #3
10 " Quentin Quire: I'm just gonna lay this out there. You're blonde, Russian and exceedingly demonic. How is it that we aren't already dating?.Illyana Rasputin: I would tear you apart, little boy, like the bear does a baby goat. "
11 " Spider-Man: The Phoenix Force is a crazy powerful cosmic firebird entity that for some reason seems to be attracted to earthbound redheads (I can relate). "
― Jason Aaron , Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine
12 " Bobby: So assuming I survive the next 24 hours, where do you want to go on our first date?Kitty: Some place that doesn't allow children.Bobby: The strip club it is. "
― Jason Aaron , Wolverine and the X-Men by Jason Aaron, Vol. 4
13 " Sir, we're now introducing the love interest for Spider-Man.""Yes, just make sure it's organic. That it doesn't feel like it comes out of nowhere.""We had her fall on him, Sir.""Classy. I love it. "
14 " (Six claws.. the Spider-God comes.)Wolverine: Spider-God? What the hell?Spider-Man: Yep, that's me, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God! "
15 " Spider-Man: "Why'd it have to be Logan? If it had been Reed or Tony we would've already built a time machine out of bamboo and palm fronds by now and been on our way. "
16 " My name is Stephen Strange.I am the Sorcerer Supreme.I use magic to protect the world.But I never imagined it was magic itself that would one day need my protection. "
― Jason Aaron , Doctor Strange, Vol. 1: The Way of the Weird
17 " I once burned block-wide curse words into the streets of new york and declared cosmic jihad on the people of earth "
― Jason Aaron , Wolverine by Jason Aaron Omnibus, Vol. 1
18 " I've traversed countless different dimensions and parallel realities and i've yet to encounter a single problem that couldn't be solved with a series of well-placed bullets "
19 " I killed them because I... because I had too much love in my heart, and no place to put it, no one to give it to... "
20 " I'd be lying like hell if I said I don't love this. "
― Jason Aaron , Doctor Strange #1
