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21 " X steps forward, takes a deep breath, and spins the wheel. "
― Simon Brass , Lamentations on the Nothingness of Being
22 " Not even a bus can save us now "
23 " If only the wanderer could have seen the real city. He imagined it beautiful and untainted, a forgotten relic of bygone days "
24 " My favorite dystopia has always been going out for a walk around the neighborhood "
25 " Everyone knows that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion are a blatant forgery. This ludicrous document was fabricated by the real-world dominators – the Amish. "
26 " Who would trust a Nazi? "
27 " I have been sent, and am guided, by his Holiness Hailie Salasie. No one gets to the father except through Lord Salasie. Praise be upon him. "
28 " I am the fifth revelation. I am the fifth revelation "
29 " For goodness sake, why can’t you just decide on the toilet paper already? You still need to get moisturizer and god only knows what a struggle that is with all the options. Do you have dry skin, or extremely dry skin, or is it sensitive skin? No it must be extremely dry and sensitive. It’s all of the above, isn’t that so? Nothing can save us now, so you might as well splurge on the three-ply, isn’t that so, Simon? "
― Simon Brass