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81 " Instead of drugs, entire skeletons were being flushed down the john. A lion had escaped from the zoo and been eaten by a child. An old guy had blinded a traffic cop by spitting out a gallstone. A plane had crash-landed on a porn theatre, killing hundreds of lawyers. This very day Beerlight was host to a snipers' convention. "
― Steve Aylett
82 " I'm head clown among those condemned for what they've inherited - this fool's paradise of drab transgressions, cookie-cutter villains, ballistic incontinence and headshot trivia. "
83 " The President gave a speech recommended for ages 2 to 6. "
― Steve Aylett , Toxicology
84 " When the abyss gazes into you, bill it. "
― Steve Aylett , Lint
85 " The play was made quite famous by a headline misprint in Variety reading OBSCENE PLAY ATTRACTS MASSIVE CROW. "