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1 " She recognised many of the same faces from the last time she'd been single, and the thought that she was close to running out of lesbians in London depressed her greatly. "
― Victoria Holmes , Poptastic
2 " I'm not having my wedding day spoiled by a couple of horny bridesmaids who can't decide whether they want to shag or throw up over each other. "
3 " There would be comfort and longevity in such a love, and that was precisely what made the prospect so terrifying. "
4 " Let's get out of here. This place is so mainstream. "
5 " In the interests of full disclosure, I feel I should let you know that I do have a boyfriend. He's cool with me doing whatever, though. "
6 " I had a lovely evening with you. You're such a great listener, but I'm just not ready to date again yet.I'd really like it if we could be friends, though. "
― Victoria Holmes
