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1 " Is it cheating on my cat to take lingering glances (sensually) at my friend’s cat? It feels wrong but like WREEW. To clarify, that is a cat sound heheheheeee "
― Paxton Ford
2 " Sooo… yesterday I uhhh did the uhhh I mean uhhh went to the uh dog park and I like sniffed like um the dogs butts and um the owners sorta like um gave me a really uhh weird look. What do I do? I want to do it again but I don’t wanna face legal litigation :((( "
3 " I envy cats. they can lick their feet without receiving judgement. "
4 " im severely constipated please help "
