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1 " Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me. "
― Jim Davis
2 " There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat. "
3 " In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. "
― Jim Davis , In Dog Years I'd be Dead: Garfield at 25
4 " Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. "
5 " If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen "
6 " If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen "
7 " Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. "
8 " Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield "
9 " An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today. "
10 " I never met a lasagna I didn't like "
11 " Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat. "
12 " It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. "
13 " When in doubt, pig out! "
14 " There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. "
― Jim Davis , Garfield Swallows His Pride (Garfield, #14)
15 " Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts "
― Jim Davis , Garfield Rounds Out (Garfield, #16)
16 " I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. "
17 " Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious "
18 " He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. "
19 " The Ego RipStep 1: Make a list of all your short comings.Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands.Step 3: Rip list to shreds.Step 4: Consider yourself perfect. "
20 " A little ego goes nowhere. "
