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21 " Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? You! Where the fuck is your chin? "
― Garth Ennis , Preacher, Volume 7: Salvation
22 " You work for the devil, you better be ready to die for him. "
― Garth Ennis , The Punisher MAX, Vol. 3: Mother Russia
23 " ...so I looked at this kid from West Texas, feelin' all cut up an' betrayed 'cause he suddenly realized the Land of the Free been fuckin' him in the ass all his life--an' I told myself, 'Shit, so that's what it's like to be the white boy. Any nigga you ask can tell you that's how America works. "
― Garth Ennis , Preacher, Volume 3: Proud Americans
24 " So who turned up the volume of ignorance up to eleven? "
― Garth Ennis , Preacher, Volume 5: Dixie Fried
25 " We ain't got time for a goddamn poetry recital. An' your juices feel like rain on the inferno? What the fuck is that, is that from the letter you wrote to penthouse? "
― Garth Ennis , Preacher, Book 2
26 " Larger than life character; a couple of hundred years ago he would have been a pirate. "When in evil company, try to blend in" - that was one of his. "
― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
27 " An interesting man. He was a last minute replacement as Bush's running mate, when the original candidate managed to say "Thy Kingdom Cunt" at a prayer breakfast. "
28 " I guess this is where they send the abortions that live. "
― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 7: The Innocents
29 " Churches are just clubs for people who like to join things. "
― Garth Ennis , Chronicles of Wormwood
30 " Fuck, that's good. That's habit-formin'. "
― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 8: Highland Laddie
31 " Tension demands release. Unusual tension demands release that can only be described as appalling. "
― Garth Ennis , Hellblazer: Bloodlines
32 " Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you? "
― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 3: Good For The Soul
33 " As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt. "
34 " All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. "
35 " There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there? "
― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 2: Get Some
36 " I can melt steel, fucker, I'll microwave your guts and punch them our your asshole. "
― Garth Ennis , The Boys, Volume 6: The Self-Preservation Society
37 " That's what you get when a bunch of fucks in tights try to save the goddamn day. "
38 " I got taken in by my uncle Frankie, know to his friends as Butcher Franchetti and to his enemies as 'Oh God no, don't kill my children, Don Franchetti'. "
― Garth Ennis , The Darkness: Origins, Volume 1
39 " Things aren't so bad if you can laugh at the Devil "
40 " Sin duda eres un bastardo Harry… pero un bastardo puede perdonar a otro. ¿Quién más lo haría? "
― Garth Ennis , Hellblazer #62