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1 " Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. "
― Victor Borge
2 " The shortest distance between two people is a smile. "
3 " One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace. "
4 " I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. "
5 " (Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? "
6 " Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. "
7 " (Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded? "
8 " I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary. "
9 " Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "
10 " If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. "
11 " Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year "
12 " He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. "
13 " The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. "
14 " I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. "
15 " A smile is the shortest distance between two people. "
16 " Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. "
17 " Nogle ting er bedre i Sverige end i Danmark. De har bedre naboer. "
18 " laughter is the shortest distance between two people "
