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161 " Don’t be offended when people tell you you’re crazy. Use it as an excuse to do whatever you want! "
― Dan Pearce , Single Dad Laughing
162 " When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he’s coming at me with a wet dish towel. "
163 " You have fun at the cool kids table. I prefer my spot over here with the real people. "
164 " I have to wonder at what point the people fighting to protect marriage will realize that traditional couples haven’t exactly been doing too good a job of it so far. "
165 " I’m not going to pretend I’m something I’m not so that you like me more. "
166 " When my grandmother was sick in the hospital, I foolishly quoted her the saying, 'never regret growing old; it’s a privileged denied to many.' She glared at me and responded, 'spoken like a truly young idiot. "
167 " Some things are so powerful and so beautiful that to see them will turn your soul inside out. "
168 " I think if I were to sit down in a bid for power, I would ask myself what I should control if I want to control the people. The answer would be sex. Money. And definitive knowledge of the afterlife. Then I’d make fantastically pleasant rules surrounding every one of them. "