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21 " I don’t have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross. "
― A.S. King , Ask the Passengers
22 " Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) "
― A.S. King , Please Ignore Vera Dietz
23 " Oh. I get it now. God had Nader beat my ass and my mom leave my dad just so Jodi could learn how to chop onions and use a propane grill. Great. Awesome. "
― A.S. King , Everybody Sees the Ants
24 " maybe if people weren't so careless, then nothing would need to be caged. "
25 " I can't help seeing a cage for what it is. Sure, it protects the bulb, but maybe if people weren't so careless, then nothing would need to be caged. "
26 " Some of you have it ingrained in you. You weren't born with it. No baby has hate for anything. We were all babies once, right? This little guy doesn't care what country you were born in or what religion you might practice or how much you weigh or who you might love. "
27 " Sure, Mom.They stop and say hello, and then once you pass they talk the back off you like you were nothing. They assess your outfit, your hairstyle, and they garble what you say so it comes out ugly. "
― A.S. King
28 " Isn't it funny how we live inside the lies we believe? "
29 " I'm sorry, but I don't get it. If we're supposed to ignore everything that's wrong with our lives, then I can't see how we'll ever make things right. "
30 " School’s important at the moment.Unsexiest statement ever. "
― A.S. King , Reality Boy
31 " What's the difference between sanity and madness anyway? We all play headgames with ourselves. We all have baggage. We all cope somehow. I'm not sure if I'm mad or sane. I mean, I hold my life together, I pay my bills, I raise my kids. But the world is so polarized and bizarre now that for some people, none of these these things matter if they're not wearing the right shoes or don't have the right credit score or a fancy family car. Some people think the most important things to worry about are handbags and tan lines. Meanwhile, war and crime and poverty unfold all around us, and we ignore it. In that environment, how can we even begin to talk about sanity and madness? "
32 " After I lie there for a while, I realize that Dad isn't every going to do anything but be there to drive us home from the airport. And cook. And if I want something bigger to change, it's up to me. I'm scared shitless, yes. I'm doubtful, yes. But I'm angry. Angry that I am doing this because Dad can't. But then I sniff breakfast, and I know that Dad is doing what he can. "
33 " She talks about how she can't exercise because of the ailments-a bad back, sore knees, breathing difficulties-all caused by her weight gain. "
34 " Look at our culture. Look at the computer-enhanced people we compare ourselves to. Look at the expensive cars and trinkets we're all supposed to have. Look at how many people are wrapped up in that! Imagine how much money and worry we'd save ourselves if we stopped caring what kind of car we drove! and why do we care? perfection. But there is no such thing, is there? And if there is, then everyone is perfect in their own way, right? "
35 " Even though I know that breaking your brain is the same as breaking your arm, I'm still ashamed that my brain is broken. "
― A.S. King , Still Life with Tornado
36 " I wish for world peace, because it's about as likely to occur anything else I can wish for. "
37 " By shooting the darkest areas three zones lighter, you turned a black, lifeless max black zone 0 into a zone 3. I think, in life, most of us did this all the time. "
― A.S. King , Glory O'Brien's History of the Future
38 " What occurs to me at this second is this: There is a huge world out there. I only know my dumb family and my dumb house and my dumb school and my dumb job. But there is a huge world out there…and most of it is underwater. "
39 " My one regret was that I never photographed the bat before we drank it. "
40 " Cancer doesn’t give a shit how much you want to live. If it wants to kill you, it will. "