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1 " Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. "
― Will Cuppy
2 " A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them. "
3 " There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes. "
4 " As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it. "
5 " A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself. "
6 " The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West. "
