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1 " Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio! "
― Daniel Clowes , Ghost World
2 " Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it. "
3 " You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence. "
― Daniel Clowes , David Boring
4 " Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob. "
5 " Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children? "
6 " C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff! "
7 " Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber. "
8 " - ...before I was going to college, my secret plan was to one day not tell anybody and just get on some bus to some random city and just move there and become this totally different person. - Then what? - ...and not come back until I had totally become this person... I used to think about it all the time... - I don't get it... - That's because you don't uterlly loathe yourself "
― Daniel Clowes
9 " He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful. "
10 " When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome guys would take you out on these romantic dates and you´d fuck them and then they´d pay you... "
11 " The secret to being alone is to organize your time; to develop habits and routines and gradually elevate their importance to where they seem almost like normal, healthy activities. "
― Daniel Clowes , Caricature
12 " The trouble is the kind of guy I want to go out with doesn't even exist... Like a rugged, chain-smoking, intellectual, adventurer guy who's really serious, but also really funny and mean... "
13 " Face it, you hate every single boy on the face of the Earth!" "That's not TRUE, I just hate all these obnoxious, extroverted, pseudo-bohemian art-school losers "
14 " God, it drives me crazy when I know exactly what I want and I can't find it anywhere! It's like does anybody want my money!? I mean what the fuck!? "
15 " You're the type of guy who always snaps at some point and becomes a mass murderer! "
16 " This is the Mona Lisa of bad diners. "
17 " You try to make the world a better place and what does it get you? I mean, Christ, how the hell does one man stand a chance against four billion assholes? "
― Daniel Clowes , The Death-Ray
18 " Pussey, you're worse than a hundred girls! "
― Daniel Clowes , Pussey!
19 " I will be the biggest, richest, most popular writer in history. You just watch, dead reader. I'll be the biggest whore ever! "
― Daniel Clowes , Ice Haven
20 " It was one of those rare moments where life delivers on the promises offered by Hollywood... I just stood there and watched her disappear like the pathetic, 'romantic' coward I was (and still am, I guess)... In a way, it was a perfect moment -- everything I had been waiting for... People like me probably don't want anything to actually happen to them anyway... "
