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1 " A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. "
― Bill Cosby
2 " And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. "
3 " No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. "
4 " If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up. "
5 " gray hair is gods graffiti "
6 " The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now. "
7 " A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. "
8 " Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. "
9 " The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. "
10 " And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head... "
11 " Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. "
― Bill Cosby , Fatherhood
12 " I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring. "
13 " It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. "
14 " That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping. "
15 " I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it! "
― Bill Cosby , Himself
16 " Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. "
17 " Old is always fifteen years from now. "
18 " You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. "
19 " There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. "
20 " I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. "
