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That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast... QUOTES

That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast... QUOTES

1 " And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its face was flattened like a racoon that had run full tilt into a brick wall. A triangular stub of a nose jutted out at an angle beneath a fringe that must have been difficult to see through. In fact, from side-on it looked disturbingly like John Lennon. "

― Tony James Slater , That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast...

2 " I thought about this for a few seconds. “I’m not very good though,” I admitted. This is a cunning double bluff used by many males of the species, giving rise to two possible scenarios; either losing badly, and therefore being proved both right and honest, or winning handily and being proved both skilful and modest about it. “Nah, me neither,” he lied. "

― Tony James Slater , That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast...

3 " wanting and buying and working and paying, before "

― Tony James Slater , That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast...

4 " Osita is a contraction of the Spanish ‘oso’ (for bear) and the diminutive ‘~ita’ (meaning something small and cute). "

― Tony James Slater , That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast...

5 " kinkajou. "

― Tony James Slater , That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast...

6 " Alas, "

― Tony James Slater , That Bear Ate My Pants!: Will Boy Become Man? Or Will Boy Become Breakfast...