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The Contortionist's Handbook QUOTES

The Contortionist's Handbook QUOTES

1 " Carisoprodol. Comes in a white tablet like a big-ass vitamin, 350 mg of muscle liquefier for those tense, recovering athletes and furniture movers. Too much, and those relaxed muscles include your diaphragm, then your heart. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

2 " A person’s life story is equal to what they have plus what they want most in the world, minus what they’re actually willing to sacrifice for it. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

3 " It's taken me years of practice to learn how to act natural. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

4 " People can numb themselves, get used to anything. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

5 " When you’re in love, your brain secretes endorphins into your blood. Organic morphine leaks out of a gland in your skull, feels like a low-grade opium rush. Some people confuse the two, the head rush and the love. You think you’re in love with a person, but you’re in love with a syringe. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

6 " If no God, there must at least be a pattern-making demiurge. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

7 " ...what they show tells you what they want to hide. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

8 " I love you, I said, but not out loud. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

9 " A person's life story is equal to what they have plus what they want most in the world, minus what they're actually willing to sacrifice for it. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

10 " The combination to be on guard for is young and bored, or young and resentful. You can spot them at social gatherings, the grad students or interns who tell you about syndromes, conditions, deviances, and disorders, and they love, love, love to talk. They speak in half-sentences with a knowing smile-squint, watch you falter at the pause, and then keep talking. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

11 " i learned that predators don't intentionally choose the weak or old or sick. they kill what they can, which means the slow members of the pack. thus, they strengthen the very gene pool they're feeding from. the threshold for what is weak, old or sick gets raised, and the strength, speed and instincts of new generations of hunters grow. a beautiful, self-perpetuating system where evolution is the antithesis of entropy. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

12 " My left hand is a Rorschach blotch all its own, a six-fingered, skin-blood-and-bone ink splatter. People see it and fly their worst fears and secret fetishes at full mast when they think they’re being discreet. They see it as strange, fascinating, ugly, beautiful, disgusting or erotic depending on what’s behind their eyes. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook

13 " They see my fingers, they run. Dominique. Alicia. Penny.

They see my fingers, they want their hair pulled. Alex. Renee. Kristin. "

― Craig Clevenger , The Contortionist's Handbook