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What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer QUOTES

What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer QUOTES

1 " I felt myself falling asleep; my eyes were closing, and then I thought, Maybe I should just kill myself. Suicidal thoughts always sneak up on me like that. But I don’t mind them. They’re like aspirin. They calm me down. "

― Jonathan Ames , What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer

2 " Insightful and heartbreaking, but also wonderfully comedic in its gutsy honesty. A beautiful and powerful memoir. "

― Jonathan Ames , What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer

3 " I was deeply depressed. I felt my brain slipping out of its casing and down my neck, like an egg sliding on a frying pan. So "

― Jonathan Ames , What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer

4 " Then between Sixth Street and Seventh Street, my mood was vastly improved when I passed a good-looking dog, a dark brown Lab. We locked eyes for a moment—two lovers from a former life reunited—and I felt quite happy. "

― Jonathan Ames , What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer

5 " It’s kind of like wearing a baseball cup. I want to call it the Mangina.” “That’s a good name for it. . . . Where are the other vaginas you made?” Chandler brought over to me a plastic bag and dumped out all the failed vaginas on to his drafting table. "

― Jonathan Ames , What's Not to Love?: The Adventures of a Mildly Perverted Young Writer