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Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories QUOTES

Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories QUOTES

1 " Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

2 " Nichts Interessantes ist jemals richtig. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

3 " The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

4 " And yet it was not the mystery, but the comedy of suffering that struck him; its absolute uselessness, its grotesque want of meaning. How incoherent everything seemed! How lacking in all harmony! He was amazed at the discord between the shallow optimism of the day, and the real facts of existence. He was still very young. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

5 " If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

6 " The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

7 " I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

8 " Wenn eine Frau ihre Fehler nicht charmant begehen kann, ist sie nichts als ein Weib. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

9 " Early in life she had discovered the important truth that nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion; and by a series of reckless escapades, half of them quite harmless, she had acquired all the privileges of a personality. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

10 " Nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

11 " Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

12 " The world is a stage, but the play is badly written. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

13 " Unless one is wealthy there is no use in being a charming fellow. Romance is the priviledge of the rich, not the profession of the unemployed. The poor shall be practical and prosaic. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

14 " I'm really very sorry, but it is not my fault. People are so annoying. All my pianists look exactly like poets, and all my poets look exactly like pianists "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

15 " Comfort is the only thing our civilisation can give us. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

16 " People are so annoying. All my pianists look exactly like poets; and all my poets look exactly like pianists. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

17 " How mad and monstrous it all seemed! Could it be that written on his hand, in characters that he could not read himself, but that another could decipher, was some fearful secret of sin, some blood-red sign of crime? Was there no escape possible? Were we no better than chessmen, moved by an unseen power, vessels the potter fashions at his fancy, for honour or for shame? His reason revolted against it, and yet he felt that some tragedy was hanging over him, and that he had been suddenly called upon to bear an intolerable burden. Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

18 " He had that rarest of all things, common sense. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

19 " No one cares about distant relatives nowadays. They went out of fashion years ago. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

20 " Every one should have their hands told once a month so as to know what not to do. Of course, one does it all the same, but it is so pleasant to be warned. "

― Oscar Wilde , Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories