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Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life QUOTES

Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life QUOTES

1 " ...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

2 " What I've found about it is that there are some folks you can talk to until you're blue in the face--they're never going to get it and they're never going to change. But every once in a while, you'll run into someone who is eager to listen, eager to learn, and willing to try new things. Those are the people we need to reach. We have a responsibility as parents, older people, teachers, people in the neighborhood to recognize that. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

3 " I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

4 " You know, people don't want their intelligence insulted. They don't want to be preached to. They don't want to be degraded. All they want to do is sit, laugh, have a good time, love one another, forget about what's going on in the world, and find something out so they can be useful in this life. Do this and you have common sense. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

5 " My friend Madea has "attitude" that comes with wisdom. Back in our teens and twenties, we thought we knew everything and made all those foolish mistakes. Then, when we got a little older, at thirty, we started getting these flashes of light, revelations of what a great and lucky thing it is that we didn't get caught doing those stupid things back then. Around forty, if we are lucky, we stop lying to ourselves. Fifty and above, we've run out of patience for foolishness. Take me to the bottom line. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

6 " Don't make a black woman take off her earrings". "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

7 " I ain't going to talk to you until I am blue in the face trying to make you change. I'm going to tell you what's on my mind and hope you get it and I'm going to move on. That's what we have to do sometimes--move on. Try to help others, extend your hand, and then help the next. If they don't want to accept it, keep moving on. Don't let them discourage you. Never stop doing what you're doing because of somebody else's unwillingness to learn. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

8 " This book is to help you understand that life is sometimes hard, and you have to laugh your way through it. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

9 " People often say that the truth hurts. Hell no, it hurts even more if you do a whole bunch of foolishness to try to avoid it. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

10 " Half the time, the very thing you think that’s going to destroy you or ruin you is the very thing that nobody cares about. My advice to anybody with skeletons is dust them off every now and then—as long as your closet ain’t full of them. It’s not good to have more than two or three. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

11 " What I have learned in this life is that you can never be ashamed of where you come from. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

12 " But what I found out, the longer you sit there and feel bad about yourself, the longer you’re going to stay depressed. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

13 " The first thing you do to get over your depression is open up the curtains, put on some good music, take you a shower, get up, put on a good face, and open the door and go out and see the world. Everything that’s kicking you, kick it back. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

14 " But God ain’t going to do a thing until you get up and do something yourself. Everything starts with you. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

15 " You know what I’ve found out about passion? It’s your destiny. If you’re trying to find your passion, all you got to do is keep getting up every day. It’ll find you. Destiny has a way of creeping up on you. If you’re depressed and struggling and frustrated and don’t know what to do or what your purpose is on this earth, I have one suggestion for you: wake up every morning and thank God that you’re doing it. Get out in the world. It will find you, and it will hit you so hard right between the eyes—when it’s time. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

16 " There ain’t no man going to do something for you that you can’t do for yourself. Get out there and make it happen for yourself. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

17 " So my thing is, whatever you don’t like, change it, but change it from the inside first. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

18 " You got to go get that stuff for yourself. You got to wake up every day and say, “I’m good enough, I deserve to be happy, I deserve to have all this good stuff coming my way.” You can’t depend on that to come from nobody else. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

19 " Hell, sit back and work on yourself. How are you going to offer something to somebody else if you ain’t been to visit you yet? "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

20 " Everybody is dealt a different hand, but you have to do what you have with your hand. "

― Tyler Perry , Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life