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1 " I was falling for this guy. This...pink punk, bat-wielding bodyguard. Who could shift into a dinosaur. And liked to be the little spoon. Oh, shit. "
― Maz Maddox , Smash & Grab (RELIC #1)
2 " Sexuality isn't on a time scale. "
3 " I needed to concentrate on doing what I did best: Being cute and blowing shit up. "
4 " The last damn thing I needed was to have some rangers out here looking for a naked man or to have to march back to Simon with my ass out. Though I did enjoy watching him squirm when I was freeballing. I’d never seen someone concentrating so hard on keeping eye contact. I think he protests too much. Or maybe I was just really horny for some contact. This whole damn trip had left me painfully unfucked, and it was starting to get to me. The hunt would help burn some energy, and a full stomach would help me sleep without needing to jack off. "
5 " I smirked. “Yeah, you’re right. I know you when I’m in my other form. You’re my Pretty Simon.” Oh, the blush that crept up his neck at that. “When I see you, all I want is to shake my tail, feed you rabbits, and keep you safe. "
6 " That...is both the weirdest pickup line I’ve ever heard and the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me. "
7 " chin, I thought maybe I had tossed too much out too soon. I did just tell him about my real age, which meant I was into guys millions of years younger than me. Maybe it was too much. Maybe it was too weird and insane to want to roll around with an ancient entity that just confessed to wanting to feed him rabbits. It was a lot to ask of someone. "
8 " You don’t have to call me Jesus, Simon. I already said you could fuck me. "
9 " me as we embraced. “Oh my God, I’ll make you so happy,” he said between kisses. “I’ll bring you so many rabbits! "
