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1 " Fred put vinegar on things, and no man who did that ate at Wolfe’s table. Fred did it back in 1932, calling for vinegar and stirring it into brown roux for a squab. Nothing had been said, Wolfe regarding it as immoral to interfere with anybody’s meal until it was down and the digestive processes completed, but the next morning he had fired Fred and kept him fired for over a month. "
― Rex Stout , Where There's a Will (Nero Wolfe, #8)
2 " Likewise, the division between popular and serious work was a scheme perpetrated by academics in need of creating a false pantheon of living writers when it became impossible to come up with fresh dissertation topics (to earn degrees and prestige) concerning the writers in the true pantheon, who had been analyzed to exhaustion. "
3 " Would you mind removing your hat, Miss Dunn? I deduce the thing is a hat, because it’s on your head. Thank you. I don’t like restaurant conventions in my dining room. "
4 " hung up and went back out to the car and told Fred: “A new era has begun. The earth has turned around and started the other way. Mr. Wolfe has left home in a taxicab to work on a case.” “Huh? Nuts.” “Nope. As Fritz says, honest for God. He really has. So if you’ll—” “But Jesus, Archie. He’ll get killed or something. "
5 " had to gulp the coffee, and it was as hot as hell’s dishwater. "
6 " I don’t try to abolish reality by shutting my eyes, nor do I gobble garbage. "