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1 " You’re talking about denuding me in front of a crowd.” He lowered his voice. “A man shouldn’t show off his naked parts to the ladies. It isn’t proper.” A man his age should practice modesty. “But everyone’s seen your junk,” Katie remarked. “There are dozens of sex shops in the merchant ring that have modeled their vibrator collection after it. "
― Eve Langlais , Hell's Bells (Welcome to Hell #6)
2 " Did he just say…” someone whispered at the back. “Yes, he did.” “Someone should check for snow. Again. "
3 " Here she dated the biggest manwhore in all of Hell, and she couldn’t get any action. Meanwhile, she was out of fresh and firm cucumbers. Don’t judge. Organic was all the craze these days, plus she was allergic to most rubbers and latex. "
4 " Give her some sausage. That will make her smile, or gag. Either way her mouth will have something to do. Lucifer ignored the crude thought. He was having such trouble with that nagging voice in his head. It kept trying to escape the pretty cage he’d put it in, and when it did manage to slip out, it suggested the vilest things. "
5 " Muriel made a choking sound and fell forward, banging her head off the desktop. “Sweet baby girl,” he exclaimed as he dropped his flowers and rushed to her side. “Are you ill? Do you need Daddy to call you a doctor?” “No,” she sobbed against the smooth bone surface of his old desk. “Want Daddy to kiss your booboo better?” “No! "
6 " Lucifer’s most stoic warrior shook his head. “I say we put a plastic bag over his head and put him out of his misery,” muttered Xaphan. “The Lord I knew wouldn’t want to live this way. "
