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“Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes QUOTES

“Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes QUOTES

1 " I planted a rose bush and Stephen, age 2, asked, “Can I bless the rose?” I said yes and he did the sign of the cross over the rose bush. Then he turned to me and said, “Can I bless the hose?” And so he did. "

― Elizabeth P. Fitzgerald , “Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes

2 " When I asked Stephen, age two, for a kiss he would say, “I’ll give you a smooch.” He'd put his hands on each side of his face and pucker up, musing contentedly, “What kind shall I give her? […Grandma Joy’s ducky kisses, butterfly kisses, or….] "

― Elizabeth P. Fitzgerald , “Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes

3 " When Sean and Daniel were two and four years old I opened their play kitchen fridge door and found a stack of stuffed bears.

"Why are the bears in here?"

They replied with authority, “We’ve been huntin’! "

― Elizabeth P. Fitzgerald , “Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes

4 " I took the boys [ages 2, 5 & 7] to Olan Mills Photo Studio to get a portrait made of them. The photographer was a young woman. She arranged them several different ways to get good photos for us. At one point she had them lined up in a row and said, “Cross your arms.” All three instantly crossed their arms across their chests as we do to receive Holy Communion. The photographer, surprised, exclaimed, “Not like you're dead! "

― Elizabeth P. Fitzgerald , “Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes