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1 " Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists. "
― Bill Gaede , Why God Doesn't Exist
2 " The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world. "
3 " Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species. "
4 " If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after! "
5 " A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts. "
6 " For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury. "
7 " A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb. "
8 " A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic... "
9 " A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to explain how gravity works. "
10 " We are the last generation of humans on Earth! "
11 " A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations. "
12 " You can recognize a mathematical physicist because he always asks you for your credentials or lists his without you asking for them. "
13 " Survivalist without a cause is a hunter. Prepper without a cause is a gardener. "
14 " Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food. "
15 " Geneticists are a group of mathematicians who have taken over the Neanderthal Paleontology Guild. They call the shots now. "
16 " A geneticist is a geek who claims to have proven through regression analyses that a Neanderthal had sex with your great-grandmother 50,000 years ago. "
17 " After a handful of geeks sequenced the Neanderthal genome and found a 2% match, they opened the flood gates to hundreds of geneticists that now make a living telling you what diseases you inherited from an extinct Arctic ape. "
18 " For decades relativists have in vain been searching for anti-gravity when it's been staring at them in their faces all this time: it's known as life. "
19 " For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury. "
20 " Life: the set of living entities. Living: a natural object that moves against the path of least resistance [primarily against gravity]. "
