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1 " people who say “Mason jar” instead of “fruit jar” probably are a little snooty and sleep in pajamas. "
― Lewis Grizzard , Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree With Anyone Else But Me
2 " When I was a kid, the county in which I lived was dry. That is, you had to buy your booze from a bootlegger in order to keep the church people happy. "