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1 " A kiss is a save the date, an RSVP to my vagina that says: You. Will. Be. There. "
― Jewel E. Ann , End of Day (Jack & Jill, #1)
2 " That’s a fifteen-hundred dollar bedspread. Do you know what that means?” Jessica held up a finger as she finished chewing, a sparkle of excitement in her eyes. “Oh, yes, I know this one. It means that you’re an idiot for paying that much money for a semen towel. "
3 " I felt like a leaf falling from a tree and he was the wind whispering, I’ve got you. "
4 " Why exactly is it you don’t like kids? I mean … I’ve assumed for quite some time now that it’s because you still are one and you don’t like competition. "
5 " Listen, dumb ass, I have a PhD in physics. I can handle ‘complicated.’ You won’t even have to talk slow or use elementary vocabulary. "
6 " Shut it.” “My my, someone’s grumpy today. Are you shedding the lining of your uterus? "
7 " Sometimes emotions matter more than the right words, and if you overthink every goddamn word it’s like suffocating it until all the emotion is gone. "
8 " You’re contumacious. "
9 " Every situation had a little shelf in her head and she never took more than one thing down at a time, never mixed feelings, always kept a sense of control. "
10 " Whoa … clearly you don’t understand. A kiss is a save the date, an RSVP to my vagina that says: You. Will. Be. There. "
11 " Are you high? There’s no such thing as right and left socks.” She held up two matching socks as if to prove her point. "
12 " Yeah, well lucky for you, once you stop gagging on your testicles you'll be fine. "
13 " Nothing bled quite like regret. "
14 " Now. Right now. You need to channel that strength I know you have, and feed off it until it numbs the pain. You no longer have a choice. Okay? Fin de journée.” Jillian "
15 " Jillian followed. “Maybe, but don’t worry, he’s not my type. I’m trying to rehabilitate my uniform ‘fetish’ to strictly FedEx and UPS—bigger packages.” Jackson "
16 " If Candy doesn't do it for her, I bet Mrs. Marvin Housby would like the smooth ride of your Woody.""You're going to get your ass handed to you later. I'm still pissed about you snapping my glasses. Don't even get me started on you pimping me to the blue-hair."Jillian popped the caps off two bottles of beer, the handed one to Jackson. "I like her. I bet she's a real cougar."Jackson took a long pull. "I don't know. The whiskers on her chin bear greater resemblance to a wild boar than a cougar. "
17 " Strength acknowledges weakness, it doesn’t ignore it. "
18 " I loved her which is why the word suddenly feels monumentally inadequate for you. I gave her my love, but you … you took it. You took everything. I never had a choice. You tore into my life … into my heart, wrecking all sense of the man I was before you. Being with you is the best part of my day … every day. You think you’re broken, but you’re not. And if you were … it wouldn’t matter. I love every. Single. Piece of you. "
19 " He could never explain the most excruciating pain was always the personality that hijacked his brain without warning. "
20 " So at a young age I learned that if I wanted to spend time with my dad, it was going to be under the hood or beneath a car, handing him greasy tools. "
