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1 " Introducing ‘Lite’ – The new way to spell ‘Light’, but with 20 per cent fewer letters. JERRY SEINFELD "
― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times
2 " Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. TIGER WOODS "
3 " One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. BERTRAND RUSSELL "
4 " Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.OSCAR WILDE "
5 " Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.IRWIN CAREY "
6 " Every man is as Nature made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.MIGUEL DE CERVANTES "
7 " Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.DAVE BARRY "
8 " Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.MIGUEL DE CERVANTES "
9 " In heaven all the interesting people are missing.FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE "
10 " The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.ALBERT EINSTEIN "
11 " There is no limit to a woman’s intelligence provided she is not required to be coherent.MIGUEL DE CERVANTES "
12 " The God of the Christians is a father who is a great deal more concerned about his apples than he is about his children. "
13 " Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.ROBIN WILLIAMS "
14 " All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one. HENRY MITCHELL "
15 " Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.MARK TWAIN "
16 " A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.BILL COSBY "
17 " I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.GROUCHO MARX "
18 " Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.SAMUEL GOLDWYN "
19 " Most men who rail against women are railing at one woman only.RÉMY DE GOURMONT "