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If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times QUOTES

If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times QUOTES

1 " Introducing ‘Lite’ – The new way to spell ‘Light’, but with 20 per cent fewer letters. JERRY SEINFELD "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

2 " Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. TIGER WOODS "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

3 " One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. BERTRAND RUSSELL "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

4 " Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
OSCAR WILDE "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

5 " Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
IRWIN CAREY "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

6 " Every man is as Nature made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

7 " Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
DAVE BARRY "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

8 " Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

9 " In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

10 " The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
ALBERT EINSTEIN "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

11 " There is no limit to a woman’s intelligence provided she is not required to be coherent.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

12 " The God of the Christians is a father who is a great deal more concerned about his apples than he is about his children. "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

13 " Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
ROBIN WILLIAMS "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

14 " All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one. HENRY MITCHELL "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

15 " Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
MARK TWAIN "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

16 " A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
BILL COSBY "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

17 " I didn’t like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances – the curtains were up.
GROUCHO MARX "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

18 " Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times

19 " Most men who rail against women are railing at one woman only.
RÉMY DE GOURMONT "

― John Lloyd , If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times