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1 " We straighten , bu our snickering is barely contained as we attempt to focus our attention on a picture of a discarded Coke can. " This guy's lady love is kind of a slob, don't you think?" he whispers.I cover my mouth with my hands again." A reaaaaaaaal litterbug." " Stop it," I hiss. My eyes are watering. " Ohmygod look at this one! How did he get her toenail clippings?" " If you were my girl," he whispers, " I'd take creepy pictures of your trash when I knew you weren't looking." " If you were my girl," I whisper back," I" d put the creepy pictures in a foreign museum so you wouldn't know that I take creepy pictures. "
2 " Where I grew up in Vermont, there is no municipal garbage removal. You have to bring your trash to the dump every weekend. Something like three hours on Saturday morning, the entire town goes in. It is actually a very efficient place to do politics. I would go to the garbage dump, get petitions signed, give out literature, talk to voters. "
3 " I always believe that to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can. "