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1 " This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your penis makes a prank call, my vagina answers the phone. And then you hang up. Or your penis claims wrong number or misdial or no hablo Ingles. It's infuriating, and it's called genital call me maybe. "
― Penny Reid , Love Hacked (Knitting in the City, #3)
2 " Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Your whole brain's in the head of your penis and the head of your penis is as small as your brain. "
― Tayeb Salih , Season of Migration to the North
3 " I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know I had to teach myself on the Internet, because I don't have anyone to ask. For example, I know that you give someone a blowjob by putting your penis in their mouth. "
― Jonathan Safran Foer , Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
4 " I think the last thing you should do to someone willing to put your penis in their mouth is give them criticism. "
― S.A. Tawks , Misadventurous
5 " Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani! "
― Michael Bassey Johnson
6 " Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever. "
― , The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life
7 " Seeing how I've held your penis in my hand, I think that puts you firmly in the not a stranger category. "
8 " Not maybe. Definitely! We have an expression back home in Haiti, which says something like ‘a man who is thinking with his penis.’ That is what you are Michael. That doesn’t mean that you are addicted to sex or pornography. You are not a pervert of any kind. Contrary! You are just too sensitive with women. You fall in love at the blink of an eye and all your decisions are based on your passions towards a particular woman. Your mind gets blurry because not enough blood goes to your brain. And your heart pumps all the blood back to your penis and that is why you are a man who thinks with his penis.” (Ch.7) "
― Stevan V. Nikolic , Truth According to Michael
