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1 " When you bury your head in the sand you leave your backside exposed to those who seek to take advantage. "
― Gary Hopkins
2 " Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking until we are certainly alone. "
3 " There is no matter what children should learn first, any more than what leg you should put into your breeches first. Sir, you may stand disputing which is best to put in first, but in the meantime your backside is bare. Sire, while you stand considering which of two things you should teach your child first, another boy has learn't 'em both. "
― Samuel Johnson